i had a shitty july 4th, son!

I didn’t do much of anything on the 4th of july this year (asian families just aren’t ecstatic about it). it most mostly spent watching movies and watching porn. uneventful? very! my sister left for a barbeque at 10AM. it is almost july 5th at this point in the post. i wouldn’t say that i am more uninhibited with her out of the house, but i am definitely more of a coach potato. not that i should blame her.

so anyway, i watched ANALYZE THAT this morning because it was on tv. it pretty much sucked. i didn’t watch the prequel so i don’t know if de Niro was out of character. if he wasn’t, then let’s just say that Vitti was so archetypical. i wish Kudrow had a bigger role too. her character, as the voice of reason, should have more screen time to create an even bigger contrast to how unbelievably eccentric the plot was getting. i was like, “really? do you really want to go there?” the whole time. it wasn’t worth the time i spent watching it.

also watched DECEIT, a lifetime movie. it was so hilarious!! the acting was horrible! most of the actors’ dialogue was too scripted, especially the two female investigators. the director and the producer or whatever tried to make it look cool with the whole ‘recounting events’ execution of the story and close ups on the narrator’s eye. which brings to mention – what a horrible, horrible main character. the actor really fell flat on delivering his lines which only made it worse. but you know the what the worst part of it was? no, it wasn’t having some random british guy to play the abusive best friend. it was the cop-out at the end when it turns out the whorish emily is a lesbian and that she and her lover spent approx. the last 7 years planning this wildly flawed get-rich-quick scheme.

also re-watched PRACTICAL MAGIC, X-MAN: THE LAST STAND, and some SEX AND THE CITY episodes.

i wonder what the day would have been like if i left the house, much less strayed from the computer / television screen?